Thursday, February 2, 2012

Things that make you go hmmmm Part 1

Things that make you go hmmmm Part 1


  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going to?
  • Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
  • Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
  • If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Stay tuned for part 2 of things that make you go hmmmmm. Hope you enjoyed!

Savannah Helms

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